If I Ran The Zoo . . . What Would I Do?

No, not the Real Zoo that the famous Dr. Seuss wrote about in 1950, but our Human Zoo, Our Planet with All Of Its Humans, that Chaotic Space where there is a whole lot of Jabbering and Yakking and None of it is making any Sense? Yes, that Zoo is what I’m talking about. So, What Would I Do if I had the run of That Zoo?

First and Foremost, the Fantastic News on June 24/25, 2024: Hero Julian Assange has been Freed! What an Uplifting, Delightful Day that was! Finally! Finally, this Hero’s Sham of an Imprisonment Ended! His Crime was that he exposed the US with it’s pants down and blood dripping from its fingers for the Atrocities and Murders of Thousands of Innocent Iraqis and Afghanis! Is that then why Genocide Joe and Worthless Blinken are Complicit as they witness Netanyahu’s Atrocities and Murders of Thousands of Innocent Palestinians in Gaza and the West Bank? Despicable! So, If I Ran The Zoo I would give Medals of Honor to All Genuine Whistle Blowers and Investigative Journalists. Yes, I would!

Then, I would wistfully ask: Had the Brainless Elites of the Democratic Party, back before the 2016 Presidential Election, not thrown Bernie Sanders under the bus and promoted Hillary to compete with Trump would we have been in this miserable situation that we are in now? I do not think so! Therefore, we should be very careful when casting our vote for the 2024 Presidential Election, as well, and just as Importantly, Every Election in our States, Localities, Schools etc. etc. Got it, Humans? And, If I Ran The Zoo I would Mandate Voting on Every US Citizen who has a Valid US ID, and, I would Immediately Cancel “Corporations Are People” and get those nauseating Millions Bribing our Politicians and rendering Our Votes Meaningless out of our Elections! Yes, I would!

Of course, the goings-on in our country have been Hilarious in one way, and Tear-inducing in another! This brings me to the Presidential Debates, because political junkie that I am, I plastered myself in front of the Idiot Box and Watched, and Listened. However, even before the Extreme and Nauseating Hype about the Debate Event our Corporate Media Channels led me to believe that the bought-and-paid for schmucks on MSNBC and CNN rather than turning people away from Trump with their negative hype and vapid sensationalism seem to be salivating for him to Win because they would have ample material with which to continue their hyperventilating! As ousted Moonves, CEO of CBS once said (paraphrasing): He’s bad for the country, but great for our revenues! And what could be more immoral, unethical and corrupt as that? As for Fox, I am waiting for the day when All of Rupert Murdoch’s Evil News Empire will be totally dismantled! If I Ran The Zoo I would Mandate that the three corporate channels mentioned above change their descriptions from “News” to “Tawdry Entertainment.” Yes, I would!

Going back to the Presidential Debates: I must admit that the CNN Moderators, whom I do not like at all, did a fairly decent job considering that they had a difficult assignment. Who Won? Neither Trump and his braggadocio, nor Biden and his pathetic faltering. Who Lost? We, the American Humans! We Lost Big Time! Because, if the future of this nation rests with one of these two then I would be terribly, terribly worried about the US! Trump will execute the Heritage Foundation’s playbook: Project 2025, which is too scary for words, and Biden will be taking us from one war to the next; from one foreign policy misadventure to another, as well as continuing to parrot AIPAC’s talking points! It is a scary prospect! If I Ran The Zoo I would fire Both of them and save the Nation, perhaps even the Planet! In any case, we have about five months to go and who knows if there might be any surprises in the making?

Anyway, after watching I decided that If I Were Running The Zoo, I would Issue an Edict enforcing the use of Honest, Overt, Transparent, Ethical Dialogue throughout Our US Government beginning with the President and Our Administration, as well as throughout All The Governments of The World. No Double-speak. No Hypocrisy. No Hyperbole. No Verbal Gymnastics. No Empty Promises. Just Simple Plain Talk that Anyone, Anywhere can Understand. This is what most Humans are yearning for.

As a perfect shocking example of sinister political intrigue, I think it takes a whole lot of Arrogance, Gall and Chutzpah that the US Pentagon would indulge in a Clandestine Operation to undermine confidence in the Philippines, Central Asia and the Middle East regarding China’s Covid Vaccine? Such Gross Malfeasance at the height of the Epidemic? Unbelievable! Not that Any Other Country on our “Enemy” List has not indulged in Gross Malfeasance against us also. Yes, China, Russia, North Korea, Iran etc. etc. have also indulged in Gross Malfeasance and still are! They are all trying to bring down this country, although we seem to be doing a pretty good job of that without their help! There are no Clean Hands in Politics, and amongst the Politicians of the Whole World! If I Ran The Zoo I would fire a whole lot of Politicians, CEOs, Corporate Media Schmucks and Order All Nations to Cooperate, Coexist and Negotiate rather than be looking for ways to screw each other! Tit for Tat is Dangerous playing with fire, as well as Shameful, Unethical and Unconscionable! It can be fixed if we replace all those Old Politicians and their Passé Mindsets with Fresh, Young Blood! High time if there is to be any Hope for World Coexistence and Peace!

Cast Your Eyes Around our World for a second and You Will Find That We Have A Royal Mess On Our Hands with too many Hot Spots, too much Volatility, and a whole lot of Discontent! Where will it all lead to? Not a good place I assure you! So, yes, fasten your seatbelts!